December 2011
u‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...
– J.K. Rowling (via pro-recovery)
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
That awkward moment when you're trapped in the...
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Remember, if you die suspiciously, the police...
probalicious:
juliasegal:
I think it’d be pretty obvious about how I died. Oh look her OTP shattered her heart into a million pieces. Simple.
I’m a Girl / Boy.
I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace. Twitter. TUMBLR. Facebook.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
When I get mad I curse.
I...
Robbery Fail
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ratherdielaughing:
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...